Warcrabs!

Welcome to Warcrabs!
This wiki contains the rules to Warcrabs!, a free-distribution wargame created by Di Mo, and designed to be played in the workplace.

In Warcrabs!, players take on the role of office and laboratory workers at AssHoTech, a thriving biotech company where profits are good, jobs are secure, and boredom is the bane of workaday life. AssHoTech workers entertain themselves by pitting genetically-engineered hermit crabs in battle against one another. Because hermit crabs will move into shells created by other creatures, AssHoTech workers have been able to trick out their crabs with weapon-laden armor. And because the crabs are engineered to have supercrustacean intelligence, they know how to use those weapons.

Warcrabs! is licensed under a creative commons license, and you are free to copy, distribute or alter the game as long as you do not sell it or make money off it. This wiki allows you and other players to access and alter the rules as you see fit.

26 articles since 05 April 2008

Featured article

Did You Know....? You can't pop popcorn with a cel phone, but you can pop it with a Microwave Gun! Check out this and a bunch of other neat weapons on the Equipment page.

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Want all the original Version 1.0 rules in one simple file? Freewargamesrules.co.uk is the original online home of Warcrabs, where you can download a PDF of the basic rules. There are also dozens of other excellent wargames available for FREE on this site. A wonderful way to pass the time after you've lost your job for gaming in the workplace.

What's new on Warcrabs!

04 July 08

The Mentos Eruption has been added to the Equipment List.

04 July 08

Somebody created an equipment item called Can of Whup-Ass

May 08

Somebody created a Wind-Up Death Wagon

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